Hopefully you’ve read the above warning!
I was talking with a friend who is a midwife about how upset people get over body parts such as breasts (there was an upsurge in angry Facebook posts a while back). Naturally, we decided it would be funny to crochet a mini vagina that could possibly be used as a keyring.
I didn’t need encouraging so off I searched for such a pattern. I came across Gato Fu’s free pattern.
I used StyleCraft DK and a 3.5mm hook, I’d have to try and find the yarn bands to get the exact colours. This was fairly quick and easy to put together.